Choose Your Language Preference:
Things Real Southerners Never Say
- Duct tape won’t fix that.
- Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken.
- We don’t keep firearms in the house.
- You can’t feed that to the dog.
- The kids can’t ride in the back of the pickup – it’s just not safe.
- Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
- I’ll just have a salad-I don’t eat meat.
- Do you think my gut is too big?
- Honey, we don’t need another dog.
- Who’s Richard Petty?
- The tires on that truck are too big.
- We could just share a small bag of pork rinds.
- Too many deer heads detract from the family room decor.
- I just couldn’t find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
- Is there anything in this restaurant that’s NOT fried?
- I’ve got it all on the C drive.
- There’s too much sugar in this tea.
- Fatback makes those beans too greasy.
- No thanks, I don’t need another beer.
- I’ll have the toast instead of biscuits.