• Duct tape won’t fix that.
  • Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken.
  • We don’t keep firearms in the house.
  • You can’t feed that to the dog.
  • The kids can’t ride in the back of the pickup – it’s just not safe.
  • Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
  • I’ll just have a salad-I don’t eat meat.
  • Do you think my gut is too big?
  • Honey, we don’t need another dog.
  • Who’s Richard Petty?
  • The tires on that truck are too big.
  • We could just share a small bag of pork rinds.
  • Too many deer heads detract from the family room decor.
  • I just couldn’t find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
  • Is there anything in this restaurant that’s NOT fried?
  • I’ve got it all on the C drive.
  • There’s too much sugar in this tea.
  • Fatback makes those beans too greasy.
  • No thanks, I don’t need another beer.
  • I’ll have the toast instead of biscuits.